I was searching the Internet yesterday and I found a new product that claims to cure herpes blisters. It's called the H-Balm, a pure and organic balm that will remove and eventually stop the outbreak of sores and blisters. Pure and organic, you said? Is that made of dried grass or foul, chicken shit? Whoa, Eat dung, you assholes! To me, the product is as pure as a bitch and as organic as a bullshit.
You people are undersexed that you want to make monkey out of consumers. No one in their right mind will believe in a drug that claims to be pure and organic. I want to puke every time I hear these rubbish! Between H-Balm and herpes, I'll take herpes. H-Balm is the worst product I've ever heard. I'd rather die of pain, shame, suffering, and
sexually transmitted disease, than buy H-Balm.
Hate me for this but If ever I've got herpes, I'll make sure that those medical liars are my
sex slaves. Then let's see if they'll use that H-Balm to cure themselves. If you're a moron and you want to prove that, then buy H-Balm! I hope those gits who created this "drug" and the idiots who buy it will drown themselves in the toilet.
